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314,908 notes | Reblog | 3 hours ago

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this


139,460 notes | Reblog | 4 hours ago

(Source: utsunderthesky)


51,747 notes | Reblog | 5 hours ago
corntroversy:

it’s a metaphor

corntroversy:

it’s a metaphor


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(Source: agayzel)


67,010 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago
beejweir:

When I was a little kid I thought if you broke the glass on the TV whatever was on the other side could come into your house. Fortunately, I never tested that theory.

beejweir:

When I was a little kid I thought if you broke the glass on the TV whatever was on the other side could come into your house. Fortunately, I never tested that theory.


22,499 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

twocentslice:

Good for you bro.

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19,670 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

sniffing:

me when my mom asks me what i want on my pizza

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